@sultandarmaki is one of my favorites in Twitter-dom. His sharply worded tweets humorously poke fun at stereotypes about Emiratis — both at expats who might hold them and fellow Emiratis who might exhibit them — under the thread #ProudToBeEmirati. Yesterday, he started a hilarious thread called #EmiratizeXmas. Read from the bottom up.

Sultan Saeed Darmaki
sultandarmaki Sultan Saeed Darmaki

#EmiratizeXmas We will have a christmas album featuring all Emirati artists which will be produced by Quincy Jones, est. cost: 2 billion aed
Abdulla Al Aboodi
abdulla885 Abdulla Al Aboodi

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@balyousuf @sultandarmaki #EmiratizeXmas I’m in just wait I’m grabbing my santa beard and 3e9ama xmas style
Nicola Ellegaard
banafsaji Nicola Ellegaard

Nice! RT @sultandarmaki#EmiratizeXmas we make it snow by shattering diamonds and throwing it all over the city #ProudToBeEmirati
Afifa A
Dr_3FiFa Afifa A

LOOOOL. RT”@sultandarmaki#EmiratizeXmas You are allowed to throw your number at the girl if she is under a mistletoe #ProudToBeEmirati
Sultan Saeed Darmaki
sultandarmaki Sultan Saeed Darmaki

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@rupertbu Don’t need a calender, because everyday is #EmiratizeXmas day (aka gift receiving day) #ProudToBeEmirati
Sultan Saeed Darmaki
sultandarmaki Sultan Saeed Darmaki

#EmiratizeXmas You have full right to deport somebody who gives you a voucher as a xmas gift instead of cash or presents! #ProudToBeEmirati
Sultan Saeed Darmaki
sultandarmaki Sultan Saeed Darmaki

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@rupertbu I don’t think twelve brands enough for this #EmiratizeXmas calender #ProudToBeEmirati
Sultan Saeed Darmaki
sultandarmaki Sultan Saeed Darmaki

#EmiratizeXmas You are allowed to throw your number at the girl if she is under a mistletoe #ProudToBeEmirati
Tariq Al Gargawi
TariqAlGargawi Tariq Al Gargawi

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@MozaAlKaabi @sultandarmaki #EmiratizeXmas well if there were emarati Christians then why not, but there aren’t :s so what’s the point?
Sultan Saeed Darmaki
sultandarmaki Sultan Saeed Darmaki

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@rupertbu Nope, Platinum is for chavs, we are all about Kryptonite cause we hate Superman #EmiratizeXmas
Budoor Al Yousuf
balyousuf Budoor Al Yousuf

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@sultandarmaki #EmiratizeXmas presents must have a minimum of a 5 digit price tag on em ! #ProudToBeEmirati
Budoor Al Yousuf
balyousuf Budoor Al Yousuf

Obviously @abdulla885 !! RT @sultandarmaki: Ok listen up boys and girls! We’re gonna #EmiratizeXmas from now on! Who is with me?!
Lina Vasiloudis™
linavasili Lina Vasiloudis™

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Sultan Saeed Darmaki
sultandarmaki Sultan Saeed Darmaki

#EmiratizeXmas Red Gambo3as and Red Hamdaniyas will be the official xmas headgear #ProudToBeEmirati
Sultan Saeed Darmaki
sultandarmaki Sultan Saeed Darmaki

#EmiratizeXmas A Camel beauty contest will be held every year to decide which 8 camels will pull Santa’s sleigh #ProudToBeEmirati
Sultan Saeed Darmaki
sultandarmaki Sultan Saeed Darmaki

#EmiratizeXmas From now only 20ft date palms will be used as Xmas & must have a minimum of 200K aed worth of decorations #ProudToBeEmirati
Sultan Saeed Darmaki
sultandarmaki Sultan Saeed Darmaki

Ok listen up boys and girls! We’re gonna #EmiratizeXmas from now on! Who is with me?!
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